Realtor has been surfing craigslist too much...

"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori) 02/28/2019 at 19:29 • Filed to: shop quest

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“Detached Garage/Shop Needs TLC”

Riiiiiiiight.  

facw > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2019 at 19:31

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Looks like it needs a fire?

CB > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2019 at 19:33

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What's the housing equivalent of "ran when parked"?

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2019 at 19:42

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TLC = Total Liquid-assisted Combustion

Kiltedpadre > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2019 at 19:47

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Man, I think the seller would be better off if he burnt that place to the ground and sold it as vacant land.

Urambo Tauro > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2019 at 20:01

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Oh it’s detached alright. And not just from the house, by the look of things...

Monkey B > CB 02/28/2019 at 20:09

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top of the line when constructed?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB 02/28/2019 at 20:10

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Excellent rental returns

Monkey B > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2019 at 20:14

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“barn find”

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > CB 02/28/2019 at 20:27

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“House has g ood bones”

“Previous owner was a handyman.”

“Small repair allowance with sale.”

or, more literally: “Was in great shape when abandoned.”

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CB 02/28/2019 at 20:35

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“Has potential”

shop-teacher > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2019 at 20:42

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Wow.

WilliamsSW > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 02/28/2019 at 20:54

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“ possible mother in law arrangement"

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/01/2019 at 09:12

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Oh my... So does your realtor love you, or really hate you at this point? Ha!

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/01/2019 at 11:16

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Haha I haven’t asked.  To be fair I didn’t make her show me this one.  It is 31 min from the house, though the asking price of $40k wasn’t bad.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/01/2019 at 11:18

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“Previous owner was a handyman.”

Every time I have to do anything to my house I curse the previous owner.  The amount of stupidity in anything he did, and the amount of extra work he would do to save $5 was amazing.  There were spots he had to have done hours of extra work to avoid using one extra board.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/01/2019 at 11:21

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You could have that fixed up proper in 30 seconds, tops. It just needs the proper tool.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 03/01/2019 at 11:24

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She must like you to put up with you for this long! =)

RPM esq. > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 03/28/2019 at 16:07

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The commission on a $40k property is going to be $1200...she must like him an awful lot because that can’t possibly be worth it.